![]() · Proven Fact - Cocktail Goggles are Real! When intoxicated, men get better looking because we don’t notice the asymmetry of their face. The biological explanation: An symmetric guy is less likely to have genetic defects and makes a better mate. · That "Just wanted to make sure you got my last message" follow-up to an e-mail, text, and voicemail is something that will haunt you always. Just. Don’t. Send .It! · If your bloke breaks up with you out of the blue, the out-of-the-blue part is really only on your end. · No gal in a healthy long-term relationship has ever uttered the words, "Gee, I really wish I'd slept with my man sooner." · A man will subconsciously position his belly button toward the woman in the room he fancies the most — even if he’s speaking with someone else. (You can easily suss out your competition by checking out which women are pointing their belly’s at him, since the rule applies to us women too!) · When a guy repeatedly refers to his exes as "crazy" or" psycho – what is the common denominator with his exes? – HIM. You can be sure that he will use those same words against you one day. · When it comes to meeting men, it helps to have something specific to talk about. The next time you see a hot dude, look for a clue to his personality before starting a conversation. For example, if he’s wearing a Galartasary top, approach him with "I noticed your top. I take it you love football." It’s an opener that’s more natural than contrived. Plus, you’ll put him at ease because you’re talking about something he really likes. · A man that still lives at home with the parents when approaching 30 is just sad. A man at that age that still has his mother buy his clothes is even sadder. This guy is someone that will not commit and will not cut the umbilical cord. I suggest cut your ties while you can. · A guy who rates you or other girls as a number from 1 to 10 is a loser, even if he gives you a 10. You're a woman, not county fair livestock. · The 5/15 Rule - If a dude touches you 5 times in 15 minutes, you are totally in there. A man will find excuses to put his hands on you to see how you respond. He might touch your arm, tuck a piece of hair behind your ear, or play with your necklace. If you tighten up, he knows the score and he should take the hint. · You know that spot you’ve been obsessing over all day because it’s it resembles a second head? Chances are guys won’t even notice. What will they notice? If you happen to look like a jaundiced Oompa-Loompa because of overenthusiastic tanning. Happy Dating! xoxo
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I have just woken up after a little nap on the sofa and realized that its Saturday night and I am all alone with no where to go. This makes 2 Saturdays in a row. What seems to be happening here? The mingers are out of action, Sister has a work doo, M Rat is out with someone I dislike an Jackie is going on a date. So that leaves me and Gucci alone again. Not liking this one little bit. I dont feel like getting drunk alone as thats not how I roll, but seriously, is it going to be pizza and DVD again? It seems so, unless my knight in shining armor finally gets the balls to ask me out on a date. Iseriouslydoubtit.com as I have been waiting 2 weeks already for this dude to ask and still he has not. What if this new Saturday syndrome continues next week, and then maybe the week after? O dear god, I may be doomed. My title may be ripped away from me rather rudely, and what then? I cant fathom to imagine what people will think with not seeing me out week after shocking week. The way I roll has just changed. Maybe its time to have a beer or 10 to drown my woeful sorrow. |
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