![]() I know it has been a while since I have written to you Universe, but I just wanted to check in and say hi, how's it going? There is off course an ulterior motive for me writing and that is because I think you misunderstood what I asked for the last time. Possibly my fault as I should have been more specific, so this time I am definitely going to get it right so there is no more mishaps in what you deliver. I asked for Mr.Right. What was delivered to me was a crap load of Mr.Wrongs. Just because you sent me many of them does not make them the equivalent of just one Mr.Right now does it? I appreciate your efforts on this, really I do, but lets get the specifics right this time dear Universe. Here is what I actually want if its not too much trouble: A man that speaks English, understands English and understands the British mentality. Men that are gifted in other areas are just not up to scratch when they think asking for a key after 1 week of dating is normal. A man that is in my age group that is also mature enough to understand that sex + money do not = Love. I am sick of being promised 'a good time' in return for a pizza, etc. I can give myself one of those with less mess and generally a better outcome too. An attractive man that only has eyes for me. I am bored to death of men that have wondering penile glands. I believe that I am enough for Mr.Right so from this point onwards, I do not wish to have Russian hangers on lurking in the background. A man that makes his own money and likes to treat me to nights out. Being hidden away from the world has never been my cup of tea. I may be a minger by nature but I seriously doubt that I am that vile that I need to be locked in a dungeon with the trap door only opening when a man wishes to see me. A man that has his own transport that would like to fetch and carry me for a change. I dont mind picking up Mr.Right occasionally, but being called at 4am demanding to be picked up and taken to the next town is a bit much. An adventurous man that calls me up out of the blue and declares that he is taking me away somewhere for the weekend. I no longer desire to be asked for bus ticket money so a bloke can piss off back to where he came from for the winter. A man that can make me laugh. A deep thinker that never smiles, demands that I change clothes as my top is too low or my skirt is too short has never actually put a smile on my face to date. A man that likes dogs. Gucci has been the longest 'man' with me and he is never getting traded in or being made to live outside, as much as they have tried previously. Seriously, Gucci is higher up on the scale. A man that will stand up to me. I cant stand someone that I can walk all over and get my own way with all of the time. I hate feeling that I have bigger balls than a bloke. A man that likes to do something for himself. Sometimes it is actually OK to say no to a cup of tea, get off your arse and make it your dam self. A man that can keep up with me. From shots to life ambitions, I dont always have to be the one driving us forward on our quest to rule the world. Come up with your own ideas for god's sake. A man that can put an outfit together. In this day and age there is absolutely no need for a man of 28 to still have his mother choose and buy his clothes for him. A man that doesnt think he knows it all. I realize that this one may be a tough ask, but all I really want is someone that doesnt think they know better than an actual Brit when talking about Great Britain. The countries in the UK are not states after all and arguing about it only angers me even further. I appreciate you are rather busy dear Universe, however as my request was not met correctly the last time, I feel a super quick delivery should right any wrongs that have been previously made and forfeit any ill feeling on my part. And if all else fails, can I please have some new batteries? Love Always, Louise XOXO
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