![]() Man alive, if I have ever felt all of my 30 years, this week has been the week... Anyway, here is part 2 of this weeks escapades. And yes, there have indeed been escapades... I mean seriously, when isnt there? Thursday (Part 2): I hosted the karaoke evening. I decided not to take my zimmer frame as I find it a bit restricting. In true socialite style, oh yes it was an eventful evening. Thankfully I only had to sing once. You could say that I saved the ear drums of mankind that evening by only singing once. Funny how when someone is a god awful singer it encourages others to fill out their slips and hand them in just to prove that indeed they must be a better singer than the host. Anyway, it was a good night what with Nathan trying to pull every woman in sight, the Yanki showing up late and failing to hear me sing (thank the good lord above), and me with my blistered heels due to wearing the most horrifically uncomfortable shoes known to man (but when they look that good, allowances need to be made). Now where did I dump my zimmer frame? Yep, so far so good. Needless to say we hit the beach front after the Karaoke for a few more drinks. More events occurred. Seriously, and I ask this again, why wouldnt they? I guess there are differences between us Brits and Yanki's after all, and fulled with alcohol I could have possibly come across as a bit rude. Actually, lets be honest here: I was very rude and I know it, but I do have an odd sense of humor. After we could not drink anymore, it was off to the soup kitchen for the end of night refreshments. As guessed I had soup (bloody nice it was too). This is where is started to spiral down the path of no return. My friends know that I have an odd sense of humor to say the least, but people that dont really know me (like the Yanki) could possibly feel that I was being rather offensive when I decided to take the hugest swig of water and proceeded to spit it all over him - yes you guess it, right in the Yankis face. I was creased up in the largest amount of giggles, but alas, the Yanki was not. I just could not understand why the look of sheer fury was tearing across his face making the vain on his forehead pop out like I had never seen it pop before. Needless to say, this made me worse on the laughter front. Yes it is safe to say that at that point I was in full swing of rip roaring, tear dripping, uncontrollable red faced laughter. The Yanki was still not. How odd? The night ended up with me and Nathan going home (me crying with laughter all the way) to a hot as hell house and falling asleep with the air con on, waking up thinking that I had magically transported to Iceland. Iwish.com Friday: You've guessed it, a nice hangover came to visit. Did I feel guilty about spitting water all over the Yanki? No as I was still fulled with laughter about the situation and even now when I think back, it still cracks me up. I had pre-warned the dude that when drunk I do things for personal amusement, so really he knew what he was letting himself in for. Good times :) Thankfully Nathan was not up for going out so we had a nice dvd night with more lasagna. Saturday: Good times once again. My Mum skyped and told me that I am writing far too much about my alcoholism. My answer to that is how do you escape it when you have a house guest that is here to go out and party? If you happen to be on my Facebook, you will notice rather random comments that my dear Mother writes on my wall. Sometimes she even tells off my friends for swearing. She doesnt know it, but she has a bit of a following now with my friends waiting to see what she will say next, what with commenting on my photos telling me I look hideous, and making comments about how she does not want a dead child. And yes, she has commented on my blog a few times too. I wonder what my Mother will comment about all of this? N.B Please see comments below after a day or two of this being live. Mothers eh :) ? Anyway, back to my Saturday. We decided to do the tourist thing and go watch Bobbi Kents Playgirls up at Tepe. That certainly kick started the night off with much laughter. Then it was Bar Street time. We hooked up with my good friend Korhan and I proceeded to test a point. I wanted to check that I was not mental in the head, so once again I found myself taking a great big gulp of Vodka and spitting it at my dear pal Korhan. He didnt skip a beat when taking a gulp of his own drink and doing the same back to me. In fits of laughter, we both stood there covered in drink thinking it was the funniest thing that could have ever have happened. Point proved - I am not mentally challenged. When we moved onto B52s, I bumped into an old but good pal of mine that now lives in the UK. Putting it mildly, I was ecstatic to see him. Then my ex was pointed out to me. Funny how when you are so totally over someone how different they actually look isnt it? Then in true Turkish form we headed to the soup kitchen and met up with all sorts of friends that we had not been out with but caught up with over the late night food run. Yes, another good night had by all. Sometimes I really do love Marmaris. Sunday: Slight hangover but nothing to write home about which made a nice change from the norm. Sadly our plans changed as it was just too dam hot to do anything today, so we had a home day that involved dvds, pigging out and absolutely no alcohol at all (See Mum, Im not an alcoholic, well not yet anyway) (But I am an aged ex rep that just cant hack the pace anymore)... And I think I have actually made a bit of a decision. I have decided that I do indeed wish to leave Marmaris for a while and travel. Where to is another story but Thailand seems to be somewhere that I am toying with. Knowing me the destination may change 100 times before leaving Turkey, but its all good. A change is as good as a break so they say... And the Yanki text. What did he say? Well this one caused me to giggle: "I am on a terrible double date and need a reason to leave". Notplayingthatgame.com
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Suzaleena
7/17/2011 08:23:37 am
made me laugh!! Reminds me of old time Lou Lou antics...keep them coming! xx
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The old battleaxe
7/18/2011 08:36:20 pm
This was funny, even an old mother had to have a chuckle Louise you will have to stay in Turkey as no other Country will have you. Have a nice day.
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