![]() The real life Patsy and Eddie have been out to play this week. Oh yes, haven't we just... As usual, the first part of the week wasnt that interesting. You know, the usual, just work work work... We did go out on Tuesday night but I dont remember too much about it apart from going home in a bit of a mood for some strange reason... I also seem to remember a random dentist chatting away to us. How odd as I usually hate dentists. Anyway, Im sure it was a good night, well, the photos show me having a laugh anyway! Wednesday was a bit of a right off, however I did manage to catch up with my good friend Jackie who I havent seen in ages! Once again we gassed for fun. We do that a lot... What did I do on Thursday? I seem to be having trouble remembering for some reason. All that wine must have fuddled my brain cells. I think I went to the beach with Joanne the minger, yes, thats what I did. In fact, Kelsey the minglet and her boyfriend Mehmet were also there. That was the extent of Thursday so I believe. Like I said, it was a bit boring at the start of the week. Friday I did not go out and party, that I was saving for Saturday, and when Saturday came, dear lord did we party! I did have a little to much minging wine in my house alone though like some sort of saddo. Seriously, I should have never started on the minging wine as I managed to facebook stalk and abuse my phone rather a lot. Oppps...? I thought I had instructed my brain to not do that anymore. Clearly my brain chose to ignore me again. What a pain. Anyhow, let me announce to the world that I actually got out of my pit and managed to watch the omnibus of Eastenders. Finally! Well done me I say! Then, I went out and bought a new top for the evenings shenanigans. I also bought a bottle of vodka for the very same reason. Let me tell you about the vodka. It was cheap, nasty and messy. It was good. It had us leaving Joanne the migers house in a bit of a drunken mess. Always good. We hit Buddha bar apparently. None of us have any recollection of being in Buddha bar, entering or leaving. The dentist from earlier in the week tells me I stuck my fingers in his mouth, claimed he was a vampire and then told him to stay away from me and my friends as I knew what his game was. Outstanding behavior. He has not taken offence and seems to have found it rather funny, so no foul, no game, right? We ended up back at Joanne the mingers polishing off the last of the nasty (g)Nash vodka, until I took my sorry asse to bed. Alone. I may have also thrown someone out of my house that night, but I wont get into that one... Sunday was a bloody good day. I woke up alive which is always good, went and fetched Joanne the minger, did shandy's and food, then more shandy's, then back to Joanne's for even more shandy's. Helen (Joannes sister) arrived with Ela - Jean, the newest arrival of the minger clan. God that child has got some lungs, and for a single socialite I can honestly say that could have possibly put me off having one for life. Cute as Ela - Jean may be, I am not sure how a single socialite would handle a baby. As I had a date to keep with Kelly the minger, I made my excuses and left. Kelly was treating me to a big fat Taj Mahal for my birthday. Poor Kel, having me show up half cut... We had a great night non the less. Curry, Beer, good catch up session, what more can you ask for? Well, one could ask for more beer, and as I did ask for more beer, we went and met up with Joanne and Helen the mingers and had more beer. Yes, its fair to say Sunday was a rather good day and night. I may have disagreed with that statement when I woke up this morning after facebooking the world at 3am telling all that I am going to China then South Africa on my travels. That went down like a lead balloon with the Mother let me tell you. She sent me a rather toxic email, but she does this about most of my status updates anyway so I take these things with a pinch of salt. I think it could have been the bit stating that I was going to blow all of my life savings that really wound her up, but I could be wrong... Anyway, who knows what I will do, but I need myself a little look at the big wide world. Now we are on the night that the labyrinth of impending doom usually pays me a little visit, Monday. But it hasnt funnily enough. The reason for this is possibly after I finished work I went and hung out with the mingers, or it could be that as I have been blogging away here, I have also been chatting online with the vampire dentist who has just asked me out on a film date for tomorrow night. Interesting.com So, what more can I say about my week? Not much really, but I have a feeling that (g)Nash vodka will be coming out to play once again rather soon. We did have fun after all... It looks like Adele aint coming to visit this week either, well, not yet anyway.
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