After Mondays update on Karma, a normal person would have started to pay attention to Karma and the way it works. Obviously me being me I didnt, and things started to go to from bad to worse. I told my new suitor that I needed a good rest on Monday night meaning that we would not be seeing each other. It is never good when they move in after the first date like they do over here, and after my Ex, I vowed I would never let that happen to me again. I was quite happy with my 'easy does it' approach, plus I was shattered and wanted to jump straight into bed after 'Made in Chelsea' for a good long kip. Whether is was the language barrier or whether he just couldnt face to be alone without me for one single night again, I did not get the kip that I sorely craved. Nope. What I got was woken up with banging at the front door at 02.30am. At first I ignored it. That was until my phone started ringing off the hook and Gucci started having a spaz attack as he thought someone was here to take him for a walk. I would have continued ignoring it but then the shouting started 'Louisssssssssssssssssssssse!', 'Louisssssssssssssssssssssssssssse!'. As I live in a well respected area with my landlords living right next door, I nearly broke my neck running down the stairs trying to get to the front door before he started yowling again. What happened next was a shock to me as I was expecting to just shut him up and send him away with a flea in his ear, but as I answered the door I felt blind rage creeping across the whole of my being resulting in me screaming bloody murder waking up everyone in my block. He huffed and puffed a bit and then buggered off due to the lack of understanding of my English ranting, leaving me with the glaring eyes of all my neighbors. Great. This was a first as usually it is me and the neighbors conspiring how to get rid of all the noise makers in our block, not the other way around. I felt uncomfortable and rather hard done by finding myself at this end of the stick. Dam my new suitor for waking up the beast within! So after apologizing profusely to the neighbors I took my disgraced self up to bed with the hopes of drifting back off to sleep. Funny how hopes can be shattered isnt it. When I awoke, I felt really awful, not just about the neighbor situation, but also for unleashing the beast upon my new suitor as I had found out that all he wanted was his wallet that he had forgotten in my house the day before. But still, did it mean that he had to come at 02.30am for it? Apparently yes as time has no boundaries in Turkey said Minger Joanne's [Turkish] boyfriend. Well that told me didnt it. We have made it up now (Just) as I seem to have gotten through to him that if he had come 2 hours earlier it would not have been as much of an issue. He said he understood, but time will tell wont it. We actually had fun last night with Joanne and her slaver (Boyfriend), and even managed to cast the image of the previous night into less than a thought. That was until me and the new suitor came back to my house, fell into a deep sleep, then were rudely awoken when the door bell started going at 04.00am. I looked over and he was still in bed, so who the hell was that then? O dear, I could feel the beast within starting to stir again and I knew that this was not going to be pretty. I answered the door to find 2 of last nights neighbors glaring at me telling me that my car had parked theirs in (silly Kastro!). So with all the might that I could muster, I stomped down to the car, muttering obscenities the whole way and shifted Kastro (the car) out of their way. As he shouted a very sarcastic 'Thank You', all I could manage back was a very non sarcastic 'F#@k You'. And with that, I stomped back up to my bed with the flea in my ear that was supposed to belong to my new suitor 2 nights previously. KARMA! Dont you just love it?
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